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 Steak & Ale Burns.

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PostRe: Steak & Ale Burns.

So, I burnt my tongue today. Oh yes. Yes indeed. It hurt like hell and now it's all numb and feels furry. DAMN YOU STEAK & ALE PIE!

Anyway, Me and Lee (Rosencavalier) had a property viewing today. It was awful. I felt like I needed a shower (And a tetanus shot) after we left.

The rooms were tiny, the kitchen WAS the living room, the cooker was broken, there was no phone line, there was damp and mou;d everywhere and the back door had no key to it, had a big board covering a huge crack in it as if someone had tried to break in and the keyhole was wide open with huge gaps around the frame. And you should have seen the garden. UGH! There were weeds galore and there was even the token old, rotting sofa out there! It was like a scene from Eastenders! ;_;

We headed up to Ripley after I'd de-skirt-suited. Went to the library, then had nam-nams at the REd Lion. I had my Steak & Ale pie, which I burnt my tongue on.

Then something got trapped in my wrist rather badly. Ugh.

The misery never ceases does it?
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