The DateOld Roleplay from 2007(MAD Agent Dick played by Guy Sherridan (Mr Bedlam), Inspector Prince played by me (Axel Alloy) and Ted Shackleford (The Man in the Yellow Hat) played by
Pirka)
Dick was nervous. He had a date with Prince and he wasn't sure where he should take her. After all, such a fine lady should be treated to the finest dining and only the best surroundings in the city. It was just a pity Dick was down to his last thirty dollars. He squinted at his wallet and with a resentful sigh, he rammed it into his trouser pocket.
"Some gentleman YOU are Dick", he mumbled while thinking about how he couldn't afford to buy her dinner AND get her a rose to meet her with.
He stood up from his slouching position on the bed and lurched his way to his mirror. Hair combed and gelled, clean shaven, smelling of jasmine and sandalwood, sharp back suit with an out of place yellow tie. Dick fiddled with it a while, muttering under his breath about how it was his only one and that he hated yellow. After much struggling, he turned on his heels, grabbed his keys and was off out of his door.
"She doesn't deserve me..."
Prince was in her hotel room trying to come to terms with her sudden change in height. She wasn't used to wearing heels. In fact she wasn't really used to dressing up in general.
"I am NOT wearing make up", she grumbled while trying her hardest not to trip over the hem of her black dress, "I think it'll be bad enough having to wear all this!"
She fiddled with a jade bracelet on her wrist and sighed.
"I hope Dick appreciates all this!"
Switching off the TV, she exited her hotel room and battled with her dress and heels all the way down to the hotel lobby.
"Ugh... So... Stupid."
She felt a little better when the door man gave a her a compliment.
Dick shivered as a gust of wind howled between the buildings. He was waiting at the fountain for Prince to arrive, as it was where they had agreed to meet. It was just a pity that the gust of wind blew some of the water onto Dicks suit.
"Oh, now thats just great", he bellowed, shaking his fist at the fountain for dousing him, "You do pick your moments!"
He and the fountain had obviously had some run-ins in the past.
"First you make me fall in you while riding my bike, then you bust and decide to work just as I'm peering down the pipe that was apparently blocked, now you do this to me! Just when I'm going on a date!" He wrinkled his nose and glared at the stone water feature with contempt. "I hate you."
With that off his chest he let out a sigh and kicked at the fountain, only to stub his toes rather badly.
"OOYAH #&%&! %#&*%$*$&#^&%!"
"Oh... Lordy", exclaimed Prince while rushing down the street with the skirt of her dress clutched tightly in her hands.
It was making a loud rustling sound as she hurried and it was getting on her nerves.
"Stupid noisy dress!"
She was getting really frustrated. Her dress was too loud, it was hard to run in heels and it really didn't help that the streets were quite crowded.
"Grr, oh EEK!"
A rather rude man was striding by and tripped her over by mistake sending her hurtling to the ground.
"Oh THAT was nice of you. Thank you very much", she yelled as she shot up and confronted the lout, "Don't you worry about me! Nooo. You just barge by!"
The yob stared at her with a frown as she virtually spat her words at him.
"People like you have no respect for anyone! You think you are gods gift to the world, but you're NOT! Y'hear!? HMM?"
The rude man blinked at her and pointed at her foot. "Yer missin ya shoe."
Prince was too busy trying to give him an earfull and took a few seconds to realize what the man had said.
"Oh what!?" She twisted and turned to try and find her shoe, only to see it lying in the gutter all dirty and scratched.
"Oh, thats just peachy", she mumbled as she rushed to it and liberated it from its dingy resting place.
After much shoe trouble, she eventually arrived at the fountain.
Dick hadn't noticed that Prince had arrived. He was far too busy trying to beat the fountain to death. He was holding the top of the fountain in an armlock with the rest of him submerged under the water.
"Take that you fiend", he yelled triumphantly. He obvious felt slightly pleased with himself, as he started to dance and splash about.
Then he noticed Prince stood watching with her arms folded.
"Oh! Er... Hi. I didn't see you there." He hopped out the fountain with a squidge, as he had discarded his shoes when he first attacked the poor fountain and his grey socks were saturated.
"What ARE you doing", quizzed Prince, the frown growing more prominent by the second.
Dick sloshed his way towards her and blinked.
"I do hope you remember", exclaimed Prince sighing to herself over the state he was in, "That us going out on a date is only an experiment. I must say you aren't really doing much to show that you really want to make an effort."
She shook her head and eyed him from head to toe and back again.
"We can't go anywhere to eat with you looking like that. What the heck are we going to do?"
Dick looked at himself. She was right, he was in a real mess.
"Way to go, Dick", he thought as he frowned at how silly he had been, "Blow your chances!"
He hobbled his way over to where his shoes were and sat on the wall next to the fountain to put them on.
Prince was getting impatient, he could tell. Her left eye was twitching and that was usually a bad sign. He had to come up with a decent date location fast, but where would they go? Who would allow him anywhere near their place with him looking like he did?
Then it hit him.
"We could go to the arcade. You like games, right?"
Prince was taken by surprise. She never expected him to suggest that.
"Er, yes, I do like games, but... It isn't very romantic is it?"
She took one more look at the sodden Dick and sighed. She couldn't believe she was doing this and she knew that was really the only place that would let them in. Besides, they would be closing soon which meant they wouldn't be there that long and they could go for a walk in the moonlight or something afterwards.
"Ok, alright", she slapped her hand to her forehead, "Lets go there then."
She held her arm in a hook-like manner, which was another way of saying "Get your butt over here before I roundhouse you".
Dick was pleased with himself. How clever was he? He had found the perfect solution and Prince had actually agreed. She had agreed to one of HIS ideas! This was truely the best day of his life.
He stood up with his shoes firmly on his feet and limped his way over to her with a grin on his face.
Oh what a night this was going to be. Why couldn't she be with a man who treated her like royalty? She wasn't one for being selfish, nor was she materialistic, but she at least wanted to feel at least a TINY bit loved. He hadn't even bought her flowers and she felt a little bit like he wasn't really bothered. Like it was just a normal outing for him.
She didn't have time to think of anything else, because he had limped his way over to her and took her by the arm.
"Er... Why are you limping? Or dare I ask...?"
He was too happy about his situation. Not only had his idea been a good one and accepted, but he was now arm in arm with Prince. The beautiful and wonderful Prince, who was, he thought, dressed incredibly well. She looked stunning in fact. So stunning that he was lost in thought and had to be jabbed in the ribs by Prince before he could reply. He blinked, shook his head and let out a loud 'Ack' sound.
"Oh! Er, I, er. I stubbed my toe while kicking the fountain."
Prince blinked. That was the second thing that night that had taken her by surprise.
"Riiight..."
They walked down the road a bit towards the arcade. Well, Prince was walking. Dick was actually having a hard time.
"Here", Prince offered him a shoulder to lean on and she helped him all the way to the arcade.
It was almost dark by the time they arrived and the lights were all on. The neon lights of the arcade flashed on and off and it reminded Prince of a few drug raids she had been on where they had to bust into porn shops.
They entered the arcade, walked down the flight of stairs and turned the corner. The thundering noise that greeted them was quite a shock for Prince, even though she knew what the places were like for she had been in many in her lifetime.
She crinkled her nose and frowned at the loud noises. Bleeps, bloops, sounds of gun fire, screaming and roars of wild animals.
She was glad it was going to close in half an hours time. Her head couldn't take much more.
Dick couldn't wait to start playing his favorite games. He dashed over to the far end and rammed coins into the game in front of him.
"Oh yeah. I'm going to win this time", he yelled leaning forwards to get in a better position.
The game started and he chose his character. Much bleeping later, he had beaten the first 3 characters and was just about to beat the next one. If only he could remember how to do the 'Super Sexy Yoko-punch'.
Prince was still stood in the doorway trying to get her senses back when Dick had run off. She watched as he started to play a game that he was obviously addicted to.
He was shouting and yelling at his character and flailing in ways she couldn't even comprehend.
She decided she had better go in and walked over to watch Dick play. He was wiggling the joystick around and ramming the buttons as if his life depended on it.
Prince just stood there and leaned on the side of the machine feeling very out of place in her sparkly black dress.
Meanwhile, on the other side of the arcade, a certain man in a yellow hat was playing a upright racing videogame - Wacky Races, to be exact. He had chosen his character, Peter Perfect, and had gotten a steady lead at the front of the pack. He was completely absorbed by the game in front of him, his back arched within the seat and his eyes still with concentration. Just one more lap and he'd win it...
A small crowd was beginning to gather around the Wacky Races console - it was one of the most popular ones in the arcade, and always one of the most interesting to watch.
Ted didn't even see the crowd - he could only concentrate on the game.
Suddenly, Peter Perfect's car within the game crashed on the side of a wall. "GAME OVER" flashed on the screen in bright pink-and-red letters.
"Aw, noo...I almost won that one!" Ted's concentration was broken as he tasted defeat. "I was so close, too!" He fished in his pocket for more tokens as the crowd stood staring, anticipating the possibility that he would play again.
Prince was still leaning on the arcade machine that Dick was playing on. Her elbow was next to the buttons he was mashing and her head was resting on her hand.
"Oh lordy..."
Suddenly, she noticed a group of people gathered around across the way. She slowly turned her head and opened her eyes a little wider.
A crowd? Her mind whirred a little. "Hmm. Crowd... Crowds usually mean somethings happened. CROWD EQUALS EXCITEMENT!"
She stood upright and craned her neck, hoping against hope that someone had passed out and needed assistance, or that someone had been killed so she could tape the place off and interview witnesses.
"Anything is better than THIS", she thought, scowling at Dick out the corner of her eyes.
With that she wandered off leaving the unknowing Dick to his precious fighting game.
When she got to the crowd she pushed her way though and looked at what they had gathered to see. All she could see was a big seat, a yellow hat swaying to and fro and the left hand side of a screen.
"I know this game", she exclaimed, "Its my FAVORITE! OH MY GODS!" She jumped up and down with excitement over her discovery.
"Dibs on next play! Or maybe even... Two player, if anyones brave enough! Hehe." She winked at the crowd smugly.