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20100617

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by Denial - Comments: 4 - Views: 409
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20100916

Zo, as ju all know, it vas Angelo'z birthday not tu long ago. Zis day vas filled vith laughter, ale and lotz of Tranzformerz G1 vatching. However, ve became bored, zo ve all decided tu vatch ze shitty Tranzformerz Animated seriez az a laugh.

Zen Nick made a bet...

Zu first vone tu laugh lozes. And ze persun who laughs furst haz to act liek zu character zey laughed at for a veek of his choosink!

I lost az ju can tell. I laughed at Blitzving. It vas that 'Cha cha cha' bit zat did it:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mNIoZRStC5E...
 
by Starscream - Comments: 0 - Views: 185
20100707


Hospital Stuff...
So, I had to go all the way to Derby hospital again today for my 6 month checkup to see if my operation worked or not. I got there in time, as my appointment was for 11:30am.

I waited an hour in the waiting room until I was finally told to go wait in a cubicle for the consultant. It was another hour before I was finally seen again! Gah.

I was expecting to see Mr Russell, the guy who did my op, as this is who I was told I would see. Unfortunately, it wasn't. But, at least the guy had a sense of humour. He had a look at my scar and asked how it'd been and gave me the thumbs...
 
by Starscream - Comments: 0 - Views: 121
20100703


Whoooosh!
So, I came back not long ago from the air show at RAF Waddington. Fantastic as always. <3

The usual stars of the show were in it like the parachute team, the chinook and of course, my favourite, the Typhoon. But, it was great to finally see the fabled Vulcan fly, especially after all the money raised to get it off the ground. ("Mah babeez awl growed up!" [/Tear] )

Just had a show to de-jet fuel and de-dust and now I'm lying in agony in cotton sheets that feel like sandpaper from a mix of jet burns and sun burn. xD

OOYAH BUGGER!
 
by Starscream - Comments: 1 - Views: 123
20100413

Finally got a date for my next lot of surgery.

17th of may.

So, I'll obviously not be on for a while afterwards.

If you want to contact me, the best bet would be emailing my brother at quakedisruptor@gmail.com

Smile
 
by Starscream - Comments: 1 - Views: 112
20100403

So my arm fucked up yesterday and i was in A&E for fucking hours. i got shoved on tramadol so if it ytype like shit sorry. not happy

fuck
 
by Starscream - Comments: 0 - Views: 103
20100113

So, I went for an ultrasound on my left elbow (The one I had operated on back in may 2008) and, as expected, they found that my nerve had indeed popped out and was sliding back and forth over the bone. Which pretty much meant that my operation had failed.

Today I went for my follow up and saw Mr Russell (The hand consultant) to see what he thought.

He decided, after much poking around and wiggling of my nerve (Bastard) that he is going to operate again and re-pin the nerve.


OH JOY. ¬¬ More torture... Lets hope they get it right this time so I can fucking get...
 
by Starscream - Comments: 1 - Views: 131
20091016

So, I go to many other online communities and each one seems to have certain things that are different and then things that are very much the same.

Some places are more PG-13 and some let you say whatever the fuck you want, when you want.

The problems I have are the clichés with all online communities. For example, member stereotypes.


  • The N00bs
  • The Whores
  • The Elitist Assholes
  • The Emos
  • The Hyperactive Weeaboos


Each category makes me want to chew off my own foot in protest....
 
by Starscream - Comments: 5 - Views: 177
20091016

So, I go to many other online communities and each one seems to have certain things that are different and then things that are very much the same.

Some places are more PG-13 and some let you say whatever the fuck you want, when you want.

The problems I have are the clichés with all online communities. For example, member stereotypes.


  • The N00bs
  • The Whores
  • The Elitist Assholes
  • The Emos
  • The Hyperactive Weeaboos


Each category makes me want to chew off my own foot in protest....
 
by Starscream - Comments: 0 - Views: 112
20091005

So, me and Lee had to stay round my brothers last night. Why? Because of nasty goings on.

(Now,
I know a lot of you don't believe in ghosts or the paranormal, or
anything of that nature, so I ask either you keep your negative
opinions to yourself, don't read this, or at least have an open mind.)



OK,
so it was a normal night time for us. We'd finished watching Dexter
season 4 episode 2, Lee decided to go have a shave while I tinkered
with Facebook and ate a cheese bagel. Everything was fine...

Suddenly,
Lee shouts me...
 
by Starscream - Comments: 0 - Views: 114
20090820

As you are probably aware, I spent 14 years of my life as a Jehovah's
Witness. Not a good 14 years, I might add, but I honestly thought that
I was doing something right and it was the correct faith to be in and
all the usual bullshit most religious people think the moment they join
a new belief system.

A few years ago, I left that faith due to
personal experiences of a supernatural kind. The experiences I had led
me to realize that most of what I had previously believed wasn't for
me. In fact, a lot of it disgusted me when I thought about it properly.
 
by Starscream - Comments: 0 - Views: 127
20090720

The dream started out where I was pregnant. Nothing out of the
ordinary, as I have quite a few dreams like that every month, but there was something odd about it. I went into labor and could feel
everything. Intense pain, yet it felt oddly good. But, instead of the
baby coming out of the usual place, I had an opening at the bottom of my stomach and it slid out of it, but it was still attached for a while by cord, which eventually slid out itself.

It was the strangest feeling I've ever had in a dream, it felt nice, yet really odd. The only problem was, I had twins, but...
 
by Starscream - Comments: 0 - Views: 147
20090719




So,
I went with my folks to Waddington Air show at the RAF base there
yesterday. It's on every year for the whole weekend and I've never been
before. Tickets cost £17.00 and I figured, although early, it might be
nice as an early birthday gift for lee. Smile

It
started out ok. Got the car packed with picnicy...
 
by Starscream - Comments: 0 - Views: 216
20090719

So, I burnt my tongue today. Oh yes. Yes indeed. It hurt like hell and now it's all numb and feels furry. DAMN YOU STEAK & ALE PIE!

Anyway, Me and Lee (Rosencavalier) had a property viewing today. It was awful. I felt like I needed a shower (And a tetanus shot) after we left.

The rooms were tiny, the kitchen WAS the living room, the cooker was broken, there was no phone line, there was damp and mou;d everywhere and the back door had no key to it, had a big board covering a huge crack in it as if someone had tried to break in and the keyhole was wide open with huge gaps...
 
by Starscream - Comments: 0 - Views: 137
20090719

I haven't really updated in the little while, so I figured I should probably start doing this again now, while I remember.

Went up Ripley today to pick up my new pair of glasses.


(Sorry about my hair, I just washed the bugger.)


My old pair broke a year and a half ago, so I've been without glasses since. I only need them for close work, because I'm seriously long-sighted. I had my old once nearly 6 years, so I was well pissed off when they bust. I took such...
 
by Starscream - Comments: 0 - Views: 117
20090719

So, I had my nerve tests today. Yes, more of them. They say my nerve popped back out again, (The one I had operated on.) but I guess we'll see if it's true.

We had to go to Derby City hospital, which meant catching the bus from here for an hour long journey to Derby, followed by yet another bus ride to the hospital. =/ I hate that they've moved the DRI there.

We ended up having to eat at Costa Coffee. Stupidly expensive, but we had no choice. The restaurant there is utter shit! I had an All Day Breakfast toasted sandwich, which consisted of sausage, bacon, egg mayo (UGH! I...
 
by Starscream - Comments: 0 - Views: 104
20090719

So, I had my opticians appointment today. Had my eyes tested, but the guy never even said a word about them, so I'm assuming that it's all ok. I had to order a new pair of frames though. £60! I really can't afford it right now, but I really need my glasses. I have been without them now for well over a year and my eyes feel so tired when I'm reading/writing. I chose some similar to my old ones, but with metallic blue frames! (Blue IS my favorite colour after all.) I nearly went for some bronze coloured ones, they were so nice. <3

After my appointment, me and Lee were hungry. He fancied...
 
by Starscream - Comments: 0 - Views: 99
20090719

I tried to wrote this bastard yesterday, but due to being logged out, it got wiped! So, I shall try again...




I woke up the other morning after the most unusual dream. (9th) It began where I was part of some sort of group, or gang. It reminded me of the Yakuza, or something. I ended up shooting people in the face with a nail gun. It was awesome, because I shot this annoying bitch right in the eye. XD

Next minute, the dream changes (As my dreams tend to do)...
 
by Starscream - Comments: 0 - Views: 118
20090719

So, today I was stabbed. No, don't worry, I don't mean with a knife. (Besides, the assholes around here wouldn't dare try it.) I had my blood test. It was an amusing kerfuffle, to be honest.

Went to bed last night very tired after a meal of chips and gravy. Lee decided to borrow my lappy, so he was busy typing away on here most of the time. I fell asleep for all of two minutes and woke up feeling very irritable. What made it worse was that Lee had signed into Facebook to find a message from one of his exes. A chidlish little american 'princess' who can't seem to leave him be, even though...
 
by Starscream - Comments: 0 - Views: 117
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